Forget Cocaine, Lets Go Snort Some Ashes!

CNN posted up a news document of teens snorting cremated remains. How do you get cocaine mixed up with ashes! It is better then wasting my money to get some good stuff. That's not the good stuff you usually pay for, but it sure does get the job done. I'm going to get some of my friends and go snort some one's parent's remains. That stuff gets you high kids, if you have not tried it you should. Every time I go to a social party with all my friends we get someone's remains out. It's better then that Louisiana Kush, you know what I'm talking about. After we get high from the cremated ashes we go driving through buildings and run people over with our cars.